Sunday, August 10, 2008

In Memoriam: Ms. Goodie


It was a cold, snowy December day when I first met Ms. Goodie .

I was to get dropped off later that day at Detroit Metro, for my return trip to San Francisco, but first, the family and I had to make a stop. We drove to Ann Arbor, MI to meet my new sister.

We showed up at a judge's house that was so huge I almost want to call it a mansion. He led us downstairs, pasted rows and rows of trophies, to see the cats. The judge had been breeding prize-winning Russian Blue cats for years and one of his award winners was getting a bit old (at four years of age), Ms. Goodie Blueshoes.

Goodie was a beautiful, gray, thin cat. She ran from my dad and the judge for about a half hour. She was so fast - and smart too! At one point the judge and my dad had Goodie trapped behind a cage and she somehow jumped and escaped past my dad.

In time, they caught the cat, dropped me off at the airport, and took Goodie home to St. Clair Shores. I eagerly kept up on Goodie's progress in SCS from my trailer in the woods; Goodie (as we called her, dropping the Blueshoes part) was scared to death of everything, especially our huge Chesapeake Bay Retriever, Dugan. She had spent her whole life (except for the occasional cat show) in the judge's basement, so naturally, she ran into our basement and didn't come out for a month.

As the months went on, Goodie got more and more brave; she started sleeping under my parents' bed, started showing up at dinner time, and took an exceptional interest in my mom, following her around whenever Dugan wasn't present.

When I first came home for the summer, Goodie had worked up to following people into their room and giving them a look, but that was about it. She didn't care much for cuddling, but she still would sit next to the bed, or couch, for hours just to be near us.

Some cats would be all over you the second you sat down - not Goodie; she just wanted to sit there and chill, and that was fine with us.

If that cat had one vice it would be water - Goodie was always thirsty as hell. I set up little water bowls all over the house and would drop some H2O in there whenever she was around. She would drink it all and stare at you, as if saying, "come on. Is that all you got?"

Over the course of this summer, she even started sleeping next to my mom (when Dugan was gone) and getting more adventurous around visitors, and I even caught her giving Dugan a few sniffs while he was sleeping.

Last Saturday, Goodie just stopped eating. She was never a huge eater, but it still was cause for concern. By Monday, she was just sitting in my room not moving, giving this end-of-the-world stare. My parents could tell right away she was sick and decided she needed to go to the vet right away.

The next day, my mom took Goodie to the Harper Woods Veterinary Hospital, to see our regular family veterinarian (Dugan is a regular). He examined her: He discovered the swollen areas on her, smelled her breath, and commented on how dehydrated she was - Goodie had kidney disease. She had lost a whole pound since her last visit, and was slowly dying.

We had to put her to sleep.

Our options were limited; If we would have caught it early, maybe we could have changed her diet, but that would only have slowed the process. The vet said she was probably born with the disease and would have eventually died, regardless.

The family misses Goodie. We had gotten so used to having Goodie follow us into a room just to hangout while we watched TV, or whatever. Well, I hope she is in a better place and we're all better for knowing her - even Dugan.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Summer Movies 2008, Part Two


As the summer rolled on, I eventually was hired at the marketing company I used to work at in college, got some money in my pocket, and prepared for New York City. With things looking up, I didn't go to as many movies, but I've still got three more for you!

Wall-E: B-

I caught Wall-E with Alex and his sister, Mary, at the midnight showing. I would have rather seen Wanted, but I was excited to get out of the house so I went.

Unlike other Pixar movies, this one took a bit of a departure from the usual because it has almost no actual dialogue until the last half hour or so (just a bunch of robot beeps). A robot, named Wall-E, is the last robot left on earth tasked with cleaning up a world full of garbage.

The movie follows Wall-E around as he cleans up, what appears to be an American metropolis, and collects little knick-knacks. Wall-E eventually falls in love with a robot sent to earth to find life, EVE. It all seems a bit ridiculous, but you really end up liking these little robots and hoping they succeed.

Eventually, EVE finds a plant. Wall-E, and EVE go on a space adventure, find the only humans left in the solar system, fight some evil robots, and save earth. Overall, I found the moving entertaining but was sort of confused by the environmental message. I know movies don't have to have a message, but it felt like the writers of the movie were saying, "don't worry if we completely destroy the earth, once we find a new plant growing in 900 years, everything will be fine."

The Dark Knight: A+

Well, I obviously loved this movie based on two previous posts (http://mid20.blogspot.com/2008/07/nobody-gets-me.html & http://mid20.blogspot.com/2008/07/bat-mia-hollywoods-huge-weekend.html).

Because of all that I have written on the subject, I will keep it short. The Dark Knight was an amazingly complex, challenging, and action-packed film. It didn't treat the audience like a bunch of knuckle-dragging retards (like the next movie down), stayed true to the story of Batman, and proved comic movies can be something more than what they have been.

If you want a longer review, I dig what this person wrote: http://obsidiantempest.blogspot.com/2008/08/dark-knight-review.html

Mamma Mia: F

So, apparently, I told my mom that I just liked going to see movies at the theatre because I enjoy the atmosphere – despite whatever movie was playing. Well, I sure take that back after she dragged me to this load of garbage.

I knew I wouldn't like this movie, but never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined how vomit inducing it would be. Whereas Dark Knight challenged the audience with intense plots and subplots, Mia played to the lowest common denominator.

I know it was a hit play before, but that doesn't change the fact the ordinary people aren't as dumb and boring as this story would have you believe.

The basic plot (as I touched on in a previous post, http://mid20.blogspot.com/2008/07/bat-mia-hollywoods-huge-weekend.html) involves a pretty white girl with blond hair trying to figure out who her father is. She has three possible candidates. That's it. It never gets anymore complicated or interesting than that.

Sure, if you like Abba, the music might make you want to see the movie/play. But, come to think of it, if they wrote a play with all Of Montreal songs (one of my favorite bands), I don't think I would feel like sitting through it if the story sucked.

This movie is an insult to every person on earth. You could be an ape and still understand what's going on. Actually, an ape would probably be bored too.

Summer Movies 2008, Part One


I'm in the middle of two of the most amazing experiences of my life: working in woods of Northern California for five months and starting the most challenging and, hopefully, rewarding experience of my life at NYU.

During this strange period of time, I am back living with my parents in St. Clair Shores, MI. It hasn't been easy; two days after arriving home- with the car I drove all the way from California - I hit a pot hole and sent it to the scrap yard, I couldn't even get a job as a busboy, a credit nightmare prevented me for almost a month from getting a loan for grad school, and, basically, was reminded of why I left.

To deal with this lull period I indulged in pure, unhinged, escapism.

I filled my Michigan sorrows with mounds of comic books, NYC travel guides, and lots of movies. Anytime someone suggested a movie, I was there. What follows is my account of the biggest movie summer of my life. For kicks, I graded the movies.

Iron Man: A-

I started my summer with Iron Man in Santa Cruz, CA with my mom. The movie is about weapons maker Tony Stark's transformation from US military arms dealer to super-hero. Tony Stark is played by Robert Downey Jr. and the role couldn't have been better cast. In the comics, Tony Stark has been plagued with personal problems like alcoholism, loosing his company, and, recently, blaming himself for the death of Captain America. Downey's own career has been filled with ups and downs and substance abuse. Downey is Tony Stark and Tony Stark is Downey.

Iron Man starts out with Stark supporting the US government's terrorizing of the Middle East through his weapons, but after he is taken hostage, he has a change of heart. Stark's eyes are open to the world and he no longer wants to be involved in the killing of innocents and becomes a full-blown hero for the entire world.

The best parts of the movie are when Tony Stark is creating his Iron Man costume. He starts off from a relatively simple design to something out of the distant future. The mishaps in creating the costume are hilarious (this fire extinguisher robot keeps spraying him) and, when he finally gets it right and flies through the sky, it's like you're really with him in the clouds.

Iron Man is really fun, simple, and has an anti-imperialist message that I loved. Also, if you get a chance to hangout after the credits, there is an extra scene with Stark and Nick Fury – It is every comic fan's dream come true.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: B+

I have always loved Indiana Jones. I'm a big enough history nerd and adventurer to daydream about chasing down lost tombs and artifacts even without the help of this film franchise. Regardless, Indy's adventures have expanded my imagination and joy for archeology. On our stop in Chicago, Morgan and I saw this movie with my friend Augustine.

In Crystal Skull, we catch up with Indy after his dad died and he is reaching the later years of his teaching career. The United States is also fully embroiled in McCarthyism at this point and the government is targeting anyone that might have a difference of opinion.

The plot of the movie is that the (evil, of course) Russians are trying to find the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull that, apparently, has a bunch of riches and knowledge. Indy, and his son, go on an adventure to find the Kingdom and try to thwart their enemies.

The movie is action-packed, the stunts are amazing, the story is enjoyable, and Stephen Spielberg seems to be at the top of his game. I have heard the critics say that the "alien plot" (they are inter-dimensional creatures, people!) is too far-fetched, but does anyone remember the previous movies? Yeah, you're right Joseph of Arimathea being alive and still having the Holy Grail isn't far-fetched. Jeez.

I could have done without some of the cheesy CGI and the "Russians = bad" theme, but I loved how the movie addressed how even someone like Indiana Jones could be targeted by the government as a "red" just for not approving of something he was doing.

Also, during my last week at San Joaquin Outdoor School, one of my students told me that if we don't find the twelve crystal skulls hidden all over the world by 2012, the world will end. So, um, keep that in mind.

The Incredible Hulk: B-

This was the first movie I saw with my cousin Alex and it was the start of an exciting movie going relationship.

Well, it was sure a lot better than the Hulk movie from a few years ago. The addition of Ed Norton (my favorite actor) was also a fantastic choice. The movie cleverly tells the origin story of the Hulk during the credits so faithful fans wouldn't have to sit through it again.

The Incredible Hulk follows Bruce Banner (Ed Norton) as he runs from a U.S. government weapons program, tries to figure out a cure, and tries to win back the heart of his love, Betty, played by Liv Tyler. I usually can't stand Tyler, but as Alex said, "she was less offensive in this movie."

One of the coolest scenes is when the Hulk goes toe-to-toe with his arch-nemesis, the Abomination, in a crowded street. The action and effects feel so real it's like there is no CGI at all.

The Incredible Hulk was entertaining, much better than Ang Lee's movie, but also forgettable. There wasn't anything about this movie that made me think after or really care about the character. Sure, the scenes with Banner trying to figure out a cure were interesting, but besides that, it was mostly just a bunch of hitting and yelling. I'll be interested to see what they do with a sequel.

Advertising Your Blog

Today I decided to advertise for my blog a bit and have been using a list of websites I found on Yahoo Answers.

The process has been frustrating because almost every site has you sign up on their site first, but I have found a few helpful sites that are easy to use for advertising a blog. They are all free:

Bloglines http://www.bloglines.com/register/
Blogstreet http://blogstreet.com/
boingboing http://boingboing.net/suggest.html
WeBlogALot http://www.weblogalot.com/Ping/
Globe of Blogs http://www.globeofblogs.com/register.php
Blog Universe http://bloguniverse.com/
The Truth Laid Bear http://www.truthlaidbear.com/addtoscan.p...
BlogHop http://www.bloghop.com/account/index.htm
Blogarama http://www.blogarama.com/index.php?show=...

RDFTicker http://www.anse.de/rdfticker/addchannel....
BLOG’z http://www.sarthak.net/blogz/add.php
http://publisher.yahoo.com/rss_guide/submit.php

Sometimes the directories want you to link back to their site. Then, they put something like this in your profile.
(ooooOOOOOoooo aaaAAAAAaaa)

blogarama - the blog directory

{Search with Blogz}

Add to My Yahoo!

I'm not sure how helpful putting my blogs on these sites is, but I don't think it can hurt. Hopefully these links can help someone else too!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Pow! Motion Comics Make a Splash


This post also appears on the Brogan Blog: http://www.brogan.com/blog/pow-motion-comics-make-a-splash/

Take four scoops of a comic book, two teaspoons of a Hollywood film, a side of new media and you’ll have yourself one delicious helping of a motion comic.

In this new medium, companies like Gain Enterprises, scan pictures from an existing comic book, hire voice actors, add sound effects, and then include some of their own animation to make the motion comic.

“I like to think of it as cinematic comics — digital cinematic comics,” said David Gale, executive vice president of MTV New Media, in a interview with The New York Times.

One of the comic industry’s most loved franchises is flying fearlessly into the new medium. In preparation for the most anticipated movie of 2009, The Watchmen, a motion comic has been created containing all twelve issues of the original series.

Watchmen’s first chapter is available for free download on iTunes until August 2nd. After that, each chapter will cost $1.99.

According to Diamond Comics Distributors, DC comics (the publisher of Batman) sold an estimated 274,035 Batman comics last month. Compared to the 45,805,055 tickets sold so far of The Dark Knight, one can assume a lot more people are watching comic movies than they are actually buying comics. (Just to be fair, Iron Man’s publisher, Marvel, sold 156,239 Iron Man comics and the Iron Man movie has 44,487,003 sold tickets so far).

So, how do you market a comic book movie to people that aren’t reading your comic? Just scan the comic and make it look like a movie!

Another comic series, Invincible, who’s own movie is apparently (according to the rumor mill) about to start pre-production, is having the first motion comic television series starting on MTV2 this fall. A video preview is posted below:

<a href="http://www.mtv.com/" target="_blank">Invincible Episode #1</a>
Is it pure genius or just hard to watch?

“I don’t know…I have a hard time reading and watching the pictures at the same time,” said Brogan employee Jo Lynn Agee. She is a big fan of the CW’s Smallville (the young adventures of Superman) and several comic movies but actually got sensations of motion sickness watching Invincible. Although, she did say the images looked very good.

“I really liked it. It was a throwback to the comic cartoons I used to watch as a kid,” said another comic book movie fan, and Brogan employee, Ennis McGee. He added, “I could have watched a whole episode.”

It looks like time will have to tell if the motion comic is an effective marketing tool, new form of media, or an experiment gone wrong.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Yeah, Pretty Much

Following up on my post yesterday, "Nobody Gets Me", I wanted to mention the fun gene is not dead in the Molnar family. Despite its dormant period this summer, I have found evidence that we can really let loose sometimes.

My little brother has even dressed up before! Yep, I found evidence from 2005 that he wore a Skywalker hockey jersey and brought a lightsaber to the premiere of Revenge of the Sith!

2005 003

Also, my mom, in particular, really knows a thing or two about fun. She has visited me in London, Chicago, and San Francisco. In California, I even made her live in the woods for a week and hang out with a bunch of fifth graders! She loved it. On a trip to Alcatraz, evidence of my mom's fun gene, in full effect, is expressed in three words below: Yeah. Pretty. Much.



Despite my frustration of the now famous "Batman costume ordeal of July 2008", I love my family very much and think they are all way awesome...Even if they don't like dressing up in crazy outfits for movie premieres.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Updated Website

I hadn't updated it with any new articles since I left for California.

I put articles from a few Silicon Valley newspapers, Socialist Worker, the San Joaquin Outlook, and an unpublished number on it.

http://www.phillipmolnar.com

Thanks!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Outdoor School has Salamander Fever














A shorter version of this story appeared in the May edition of
Outlook: The newsletter for the San Joaquin County Office of Education.

“Now that was fun…even though I got wet,” said Antonio Delatorre, a 5th grader from George W. Bush Elementary in Stockton, after spending two hours searching for salamanders.

Now in its 50th year, the San Joaquin Outdoor School has been offering fifth and sixth grade students the opportunity to choose an activity of their own for several decades. The electives, as they are called, give the students a chance to choose an activity of low, medium, or high energy on their third day at camp.

The newest elective, a high energy salamander hunt, has been a phenomenon for the school.

“I thought maybe I was on to something,” said Naturalist Intern Squirrel. “When 47 students signed up for the hunt my first time, I knew I had struck a cord with them.”

Squirrel has been leading an average of 25-50 “salamander hunters” into the redwood forest of the Santa Cruz Mountains for several months and it continues to be one of the most popular electives the school has ever had.

“I think he has done a stellar job creating a multifaceted event,” said Site Director Aileen Murphy. “It’s something that is both educational and also has an element of personal discovery that the students don’t always get. [The students] can see salamanders as a living, breathing creature that is moving around in their hands…you don’t get that kind of reaction with a banana slug,”

The 25-year-old Squirrel started work at the Outdoor School in January and knew he wanted to come up with something special for electives: “I wanted to give the students the option to have a good time, but I also wanted to create something I could enjoy myself.”

“During our first couple weeks of training I loved the few minutes when we were allowed to search under logs, rocks, and in ponds for salamanders. I always wanted to stay longer, so I figured the kids would probably want to as well.”









The elective he crafted has four parts. First, all the students must learn about the four types of salamanders in the forest they are going into: the slender, California newt, Ensantina, and the elusive Pacific giant salamander. Students are treated to a singing of the “Silly Salamander Song,” view pictures, and learn proper technique for holding salamanders.

Second, students head into the woods for a preliminary hunt.

“This is where I let the students get their feet wet. They usually are a bit skeptical that we will even find salamanders, so after they see a few slenders or newts, the blood really starts flowing,” said Squirrel.

After this introduction to the world of salamander searching, Squirrel leads them through the woods at a frenzied pace. He keeps the energy up by running down hills yelling “charge”, doing a salamander hunt chant (“When I say salamander, you say hunt!”), and by constantly referring to what he calls the “mother load” of salamanders, a mysterious place called Winter Pond.

Next, the students partake in the “traditional face-painting of the historic salamander hunters.” Basically, Squirrel just has them rub the burnt charcoal of a redwood tree all of their faces, but at this point they are so excited they forget they are even students at an outdoor school – they are full blown salamander hunters ready to turn over every log and rock in the forest.

Finally, after a mad, screaming run to the final location, students arrive at the beautiful Winter Pond. The pond is surrounded by dozens of logs to search under and a pool of water that serves as grand central station for the entire California newt population.

Students stare in wonder as newts swim in the Pond. “I like the newts the best…because they swim like an alligator,” said Delatorre.

If Squirrel is present, they are allowed to pick up the salamanders. Unlike indoor school, students’ hands need to be dirty first to avoid the spreading oils in the hand that will clog the only way salamanders breathe, through their skin.

“I like [Winter Pond] the best. We actually get to pick up animals and touch them…It’s much different than regular school…more fun too,” said Pricilla Baul of Golden Went Elementary in Manteca.

At the end of this hunt, students have found 5 slenders and 8 California newts.

Although the variables in each hunt are much too prominent to be considered scientifically viable (type and size of group), the 5 weeks of hunting have produced some interesting data.

In total, 119 salamanders were found; 66 slenders, 46 California newts, 7 ensantinas, and no Pacific giant salamanders. An average of 24 salamanders was found on each hunt - The record was 36.









Murphy, who has been at the school for two years, was surprised by the numbers.

“I’m surprised you found so few ensantinas. I can’t explain why we have seen so few of those this year…I’m a bit worried something is going wrong with the population.” She also added that the numbers for the other varieties of salamanders seems about right, including the Pacific giant salamander which “is pretty much an endangered species in this forest.” Although, it should be noted she did find one last year.

Although Squirrel’s new elective has been very successful, one goal still eludes him.

“I need to find a Pacific Giant Salamander. I’ve started to have dreams about it…it’s bordering on obsession now,” he lamented.

The San Joaquin Outdoor School will be in session, along with the salamander hunt, until May 23.